Thursday, January 17, 2008

Diddy in search for Professional Toothpick Holder

Diddy's supposedly looking for a 24 hour slave Personal Assistant to handle his "personal affairs" with a "Whatever it takes" that just screams sex slave to me? I dunno about you guys, but being a personal assistant to Diddy doesn't seem like a job...more like a prison sentence. Could u picture being at his every beck and call? end up knowing all his secrets, witnessing the top notch undercover shit that most likely goes on in that negro's life (hes ALWAYS looked like one of the shiftiest folks in the industry!)..and if anything else im sure youd find the hidden dungeon with the old Badboy Roster trapped down there....

Where do I send my application?

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